a tribute to the great shaz



Sharon or 'Shaz' as friends at Clark University call her was conceived after a successful horse race back in 1981. this pages purpose is to keep a running list of shazisms (statements made by shaz about her world).

"the murder rate has not gone down during our week excursion and pollution and hate is only getting worse with each passing sunset?" - a sentence from shaz's paper for expository writing on america's utopia (???) and the inspiration for this page


  1. "out to lunch"
  2. "yeah... totally"
  3. "i'm hungry"
  4. "i have a really big head!"
  5. "please! please! i promise i'll be quiet, i'll chew gum!" (on wanting to watch x-files with us)
  6. "blue discharge"
  7. olive garden; "WHEN?"
  8. "i must be a dog; or a four legged animal that snorts!"
  9. the 100 dollar admission fee
  10. "i'm going to name my kid shazlina"
  11. maroon 42
  12. clam sauce (and other family stories)
  13. "go pandas!"
  14. "news stories don't broadcast the story at the same time but do so simultaneously."
  15. "i am a pathological liar"
  16. ancient civ vs. premed
  17. british driving
  18. "don't worry, it'll wash out" (on a dent on her car)
  19. "what if i have a shitty wedding cake?"
  20. ccn and the 8 hour incident
  21. "i love myself"
  22. "i was suppost to be retarded"
  23. "it's just like hockey but without the ice." (on football)
  24. food analogies ("offering popcorn with no butter," "jumbo shrimp oxymoron with the cake")
  25. "I'll put it on my debit card" (on pizza delivery)
  26. "wazzup"
  27. "'It's 'quality not quantity'... see Lauren, oh wait I don't even have quality" (on sex)
  28. "Do hickeys get bigger before they get smaller?"
  29. "We all need to worship small figures like my little poneys."
  30. "Do I get a gold star?"
  31. "Do I get a cookie?"
  32. "I don't like commericals with mummys in them. They are racialy-biased toward egyptian people."
  33. "you called me a re-re."
  34. "you're a mo-fo."
  35. "when they slapped me i cried." (on being born)
  36. "what a wonderful world... kumbaya my lord kumbaya..."


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